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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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