- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

chinga tue madre Ryan

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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