roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...