- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Penis

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

a chinese man pays the full price

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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