How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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