- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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