Your adopted.....

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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