What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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what are you mike bibby?

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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