The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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Anthony sucks

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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