Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Roses are blue Colton is gay

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Soccer...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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