What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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