- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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