- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

THe Election

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

YOLO

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What does two plus two equal? 4

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