What is square and grey? A grey square.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

were at work systems r down

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

This is a joke.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

breasts

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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