- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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