- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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