Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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