- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

charlie sheen becomes sober.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Poop...

there once was a chicken it was yellow

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Women's Rights

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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