Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

A guy at a baseball game....

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Fine, ladies first.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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