What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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