what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Knock knock.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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