what came first the chicken or the chips

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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Mooses

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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