- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

where is the world?

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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