What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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I C U P White stuff

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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