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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Terraria

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

breasts

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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