Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Black people are the scum of the earth

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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