- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

An Aisian failed a test

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What do black people eat? Food.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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