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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Terraria

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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