Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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No soup for you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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