What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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hey guys im gay

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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whats white and sticky glue

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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An Asian man fails a math test

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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