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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Coldpaly is a good band

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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