- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

So these two girls have a cup .

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What black and has children A black man

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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