Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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A jew enters a mall.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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