- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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