what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

This is an anti-joke.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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