- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

National security?

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

all these jokes are horrible now

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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