- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

black chicken. kfc

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

osama bin laden is dead

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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