- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

The dewey decimal system

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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