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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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