- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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