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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Horse.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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