What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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This is funny.

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ecks! why zee?

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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