-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

roses are red violets should be purple

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

YO FACE

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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