- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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