Steven hawkings shook my hand

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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