A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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