Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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