- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

your mum

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??