- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

your mum

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

tea with milk?

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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