What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Women's rights

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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