- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Abortion

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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