what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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