- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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