- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

what came first the chicken or the chips

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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