Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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tea with milk?

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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