- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

This is funny.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Wait! hundred billions!

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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