A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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