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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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