2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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