What's funnier than 24? 25

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Canadians

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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