How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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