- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

silver bullet?

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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