- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Poker? I barely even know her.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

ecks! why zee?

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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