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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Well this is pointless.....

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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