Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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