- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

what are you mike bibby?

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Apple juice.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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