- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Do you like it B: No

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

European on my shoes, buddy.

Canadians

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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