NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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