- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

sfdg

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

white or wheat? wheat please.

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