who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Pickles are moist.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What? Huh?

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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