- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

A: Do you like it B: No

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Canadians

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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