- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Jersey Shore.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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