- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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