whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Llamaworm

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Democracy.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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