- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

A: Do you like it B: No

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Canadians

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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