- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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