- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Canadians

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

A: Do you like it B: No

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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