- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Womens rights.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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