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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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