A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

homosexual rights to marriage

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

LOL

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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