Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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My jeans

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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