Want to hear a joke? No.

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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