why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Chlamydia

Roses are flowers.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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