- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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