why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Manchester City

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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