What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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Pickle

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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