- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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