- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

My jeans

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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