What's funnier than 24? 25

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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