What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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HELLO EVERYONE

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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