- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Womens rights.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

The queen having a shit

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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