Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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