- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

What's city is in New York New York City

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Whose your daddy? Not me

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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