- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

The queen having a shit

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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