- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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