- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Canadians

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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