I'm rick james bitch

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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