- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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