Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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PICKLES

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Anti Joke

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