What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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