- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

No soap radio

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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