- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

womens rights

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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