- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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