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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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