Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

8=> >->-o

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Where's my tractor?

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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