Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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George W. Bush

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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