- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Guess what? You guessed it.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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