vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Boxing on Boxing Day

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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