- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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