Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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