A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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