- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

irish man drinking john smiths

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Black people.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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