Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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