A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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women's rights.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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