- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

A: Do you like it B: No

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Canadians

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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