chinga tue madre Ryan

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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Canadians

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A fat guy!

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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