A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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