- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

A man penetrates another man.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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