- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Antijokes...

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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