- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

A child walks into a classroom.

Cheese

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??