- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Fine, ladies first.

Rebecca Black's career.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

read me write me

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Then none of us want to be right.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Who is Dank? A: Billal

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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