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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Knock knock, COME IN!

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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