- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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