Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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