What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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