- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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