- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

What did death say to life? Go die

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

The New York Giants

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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