- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

sky's sty

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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