- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Abortion.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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