- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

This is a joke.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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