- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

why dont they make black forks

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Vaginal secretions

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

chinga tue madre Ryan

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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