What did death say to life? Go die

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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