Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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