- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

say it ten times fast: oh

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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