- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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