- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Your Mom

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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