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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job