A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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