Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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