- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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