What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

European on my shoes, buddy.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What's funnier than 24? 25

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