What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

A American seeking into mexico

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Antijokes...

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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