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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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