Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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