- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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