What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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